Housewives settles it in the ring

[maskedwriter]

Housewives settles it in the ring

By the Masked Writer

When those two girls jumped at each other on the Jerry Sprinkler Show, about some conflicting claims concerning a guy, yours truly, the Masked Writer, knew that here was a future main event in the making, in the "amateur" division. Of course, Jerry's show is entirely organized to make sure that female rivals take a few swings at each other but security quickly pulls them apart, making sure that nobody gets hurt and the studios don't get sued. That's where I jumped in.

As soon as the "ladies" were out of the studio, I was there with a ready-to-sign contract, in one hand and a pen in the other. I do a lot of that.

-Do you want to finish this business with that other girl ?

-Sure I do !

And they signed. Sometimes they don't even read the contract ! So they don't see the clauses that says they agree to fight in front of an audience and in underwear or swimsuit. Sometimes they have second thought afterward but, hey, the contract is signed, lawyers are expensive and, beside, they really want to get their hands on "that other bitch"...

So here I am tonight. The gym is full of a predominantly male audience. Though not entirely. A few women are here too. Some I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley and some I definitely WOULD want to meet in a dark alley...

And here comes the contestants. Two housewives with no training whatsoever in fighting. Actually neither of them is even remotely athletic. But they certainly hate each other guts.

Should be interesting.

Here comes Florence. At 49, she is 5'6 and 138 pounds. Short auburn hair though I suspect her real hair color is grey. She wears black bras and panties. Fine looking woman, actually. Her tummy is a bit soft, with a deep navel and some love handles here and there but she has a nice pair of legs, nice butts too. Harms and shoulders are not really muscular but firm enough. She walks in the ring and seems rather embarrassed in front of all those men. But all signs of embarrassment vanish from her face when she sees her opponent coming.

Here is Elaine. She is 37, 5'4 and 115 pounds. Blond hair, blue eyes, red bra and panties. Though not athletic, her body is definitely firmer than Florence's. Her hips, her buttocks, even her full breast, nothing quivers as she walk into the ring. That's why most guys have put their money on her. Of course, they don't know, as I do, that she is a chain smoker. That could make a big difference.

The audience cheers both opponents as I introduce them but the girls don't even bother. They just stares at each other, impatiently waiting in their respective corner. Elaine holds the ropes as if she was refraining herself from attacking right away while Flo is closing her fists and pawing the ground like a horse.

I ring the bell.

Elaine charges like a bull across the ring but Flo moves out of the way. Elaine stops just before she hits the corner, but Flo is behind her now. The older gal then grabs Elaine from behind on a reverse chokehold. She has her arm folded firmly around Elaine's neck and drags her in the middle of the ring. Elaine's face becomes red as she tries to muscle out of the hold. She is slowly doing it, showing that she is undoubtedly stronger than her bigger but older opponent. She pulls Flo's forearm away from her neck. Then, she suddenly swaps tactics and throws her right elbow into Flo's not-so-hard stomach. With a deep sigh, Flo lets go. Facing her, Elaine starts to wildly punch her opponent.

God ! She moves like a windmill on overdrive ! Of course, most of her punches don't make a lot of damage, hitting mostly Flo's shoulders and arms as the auburn-haired girls is protecting her face with both her forearms. Then Elaine goes with a hook, aiming at the stomach but Flo moves and Elaine's fist hits her ribcage. It knocks some wind out of her, however and she backs off. Then she starts answering in kind, throwing her own punches.

Now it as a "battle of the windmills". Both girls are huffing and puffing, their bodies gleaming with sweat, screaming in pain at every punches that hit soft flesh with a slap ! But the taller Florence has more reach and she gets more of her punches to the target, be it Elaine's face, stomach or breast.

Finally Elaine backs off. Florence pursues her, trying to punch her. The quicker Elaine moves aside as Flo is sending a right that hits only empty air. Flo is out of balance and then, Elaine, with a growl worthy of a tigress, tackles her. Flo has the air knocked out of her lungs as Elaine's shoulder hit connects right under the ribcage. The older gal is tipped off and falls on her back. Elaine tries to straddle her. The crowd holds their breath, thinking that it could be the end.

Elaine has not got a firm hold on the larger, heavier Flo, who rolls over on her belly. She gets on hands and knees, and tries to get back up while Elaine attempts a double nelson. (I wonder if she has seen that hold on T.V...) Florence prevents her from taking the hold by keeping her own arms stuck to her body, but it also keeps herself from getting enough leverage with her hands to get up. She tries to kick out but Elaine is more agile and stronger so she manages to stay on top. She just is too clumsy though, by lack of practice, to succeed in taking the full nelson.

Both girls struggle a moment in that position, on their knees, Elaine almost on Flo's back, her forearms caught between Flo's own arms and her torso. Elaine tries to slip her arms along Flo's body, in order to join hands over her neck. Florence is struggling as hard as she can to prevent it, folding her own arms along her ribs. She catches Elaine's wrist and tries to hold her hands apart. The pace of the match slows down as both fighters are getting tired.

Both their bodies are covered with slippery sweat, making it difficult for them to grab a hold. They both are breathing hard, their hair soaked, their faces covered with a sticky mixture of sweat and tears. Elaine can't manage to get that double nelson together and Florence doesn't seem to be able to do more than keeping her from taking it. Actually, everybody can see the older lady is weakening and becoming increasingly passive. Suddenly, Elaine tries another tactic.

With both hands, she grabs Flo's boobs, ripping the black bra and literally twisting her breast, getting her fingers as deep as she can in the tender flesh.

It turns out to be a mistake.

Flo screams in pain and, adrenalin running, starts to fidget like a cat dipped in hot water (She does about the same noise, too...). She manages to go from her knees to her feet and, kicking like a horse, topples her opponents and escape from her excruciating grip. Elaine falls on her backside, still holding Flo's bra. Flo runs to her corner, holding her sore breast. When she pulls her hands from them, everyone can see the finger marks on the soft flesh... And see that her breast is rather flabby. That's probably what makes Elaine sneers as she gets up, staggering a bit on her feet.

Both ladies are covered with sweat, breathing hard, their breast going up and down. Flo takes a deep breath, getting something (tears or sweat ?) out of her eyes with her right hand.

Elaine rushes at her, tackling her and slamming her on the turnbuckles. She starts punching her in the ribs.

But everybody can see her blows have no power. That's when all that chain-smoking is taking its toll : she is getting out of gas.

Florence, surprised at first by the attack, quickly regains her senses. She snatches Elaine's both wrist and stops the punching. Both ladies then engage in a test of strength as the younger girl is trying to get out of her older rival's grip. A few minute sooner in the match, Elaine would probably have had outmuscled her older adversary but now, she just can't get the upper hand. Her disappointment and frustration shows on her face as she realizes that she just can't break Flo's grip.

Then Flo brutally lift her right knee in Elaine's plexus. The blond's face becomes red and contorted in a painful grin. Her legs give way and she falls on her knees. Flo still hold her by the wrist and drags her opponent towards the rope. She tries to place Elaine's throat on the bottom rope, in a guillotine. The blonde still have enough sense to see it coming and succeed in freeing her right arm from Flo's grip and placing it over the rope. So she evades the worst of the choking, as Florence puts her right knee between her shoulder blades and pushes down with all her weight.

The bigger lady doesn't realize that she is not really choking her opponent. Sheer lack of ring experience as can be expected from someone who is having her first fight in a ring. Desperately, the smaller woman starts scratching and punching her tormentor's leg with her left arm while trying to catch something over her head with her right one. Willing to avenge the humiliation of having been debra-ed in front of all those men, Florence, holding the upper rope with her left hand, proceeds to rip Elaine's own bra with her right one. Doing that, she bends forward far enough that her victim can snatch her panties with her own right hand. Elaine uses whatever strength she's got left to pull down.

Florence's hair color is gray, all right...

When she feels her panties going down, Flo screams and, letting go of the top rope, tries to put it back. She then loses her balance. Elaine twists her body and manages to get out of that half-guillotine.
Flo is wobbling on one leg, her panties halfway to her thigh and still holding her opponent's bra. Then, Elaine, with a sweeping move of her right leg, hits Flo's ankle. Florence definitely loses her balance and falls, head first, through the ropes, hitting the carpeted floor, three feet lower, with a soft noise. She was still holding Elaine's bra and the piece of cloth followed her down, leaving Elaine topless as well.

Elaine simply lies on her back, trying to catch her breath, completely exhausted. Her full, firm breast pointing to the ceiling, going up and down, with drops of sweat rolling down from her nipples to her ribcage. Her face is pale, gleaming with sweat. Right now, she is not even trying to move.

Florence is getting back on her feet, helping herself with both hands on the edge of the ring. Her age is really showing now, as her shoulder blades and her ribs become apparent with every breath she takes.
Both ladies are bare-breasted. Elaine's "pear shaped" younger breast definitely looks better than Florence who are more like the "dog's ear" kind. Both girls looks equally wiped out, though. I have the feeling this is over and I prepare to ring the bell.

Well, no. Florence is reeling back on her feeble legs, helping herself with the ropes, and she works her way back into the ring. She lift one leg and put the knee on the edge of the canvas and pulls herself up. She now is kneeling outside the ropes, she lies down and crawls under the bottom rope. I can see the despair in Elaine's tired face as she sees her nemesis coming back in the squared circle.

Still using the ropes, Florence starts pulling herself back on her feet. She turns her back on Elaine right now and would an easy target if only the blond had enough gas left in her to take advantage of it.

Actually, Elaine rolls on her belly and, pushing on the mat with her hands and knees, tries to get back up too. One can see drops of sweat falling down from her breast on the canvas.

Eventually, both girls struggle to their feet, panting. They stare at each other with an harassed expression on their faces. Florence wavers towards Elaine and raises her right fist. Elaine makes a feeble attempt at protecting herself but she can hardly raise her arms at all, so wiped out that she is. Pretty much out of gas herself, Flo musters enough strength to punch her adversary in the face. It is a weak blow but it is enough to knock Elaine down.

The blonde falls like a puppet which strings have been cut off. She has nothing left and her head is shaking slowly from right to left as she lies motionless on her back, not even trying to get up.

Florence takes a deep, painful breath that makes her rib cage shows. She comes near Elaine's almost inert body and, in a deliberate way, stomps her in the tummy. Elaine folds like a pretzel, in agonizing pain. Flo grabs both her opponent?s legs and spread them. Her moves are slow as she is obviously in a state of near exhaustion. Elaine, who seems ready to faint, doesn't defend herself. Flo stomps her hapless victim to the groin. Elaine squirms but has not enough strength to do anything except keep lying down, begging for mercy with a voice that is more of a sigh. She doesn't make a move when Florence proceeds to strip her of her panties.

Elaine is a real blond.

Flo throws the panties away and then, sits on her naked opponent, submitting her to a classic schoolgirl pin. In that humiliating position, she slaps her to the face, at least a dozen times. Elaine is making only feeble attempts at moving, her legs hardly kicking at all. Then Flo grabs her hair and slams her head on the canvas. After which she goes for a classic facesit. Elaine make one, last, weak, attempt at resistance, her hands trying to push back Flo's thighs, her legs fidgeting uselessly. Then her body goes limp as she loses conscience.

Florence, with an effort, rises to her feet. She breathes hard, her muscles have gone toneless with fatigue, her hairs are soaked, her whole bruised body is covered with beaming sweat, but she is the winner.
I ring the bell and shout in the microphone :

-Your winner : Florence !

The crowd cheer and its only then that the woman seems to notice their presence. So far, she was too busy with the fight. She suddenly looks embarrassed, hides her breast with her hands and slouches out of the ring, towards the locker room.

As for Elaine, she lies down in the middle of the ring, her white body completely flaccid. Her only life sign is her voluptuous breast, pointed at the ceiling, which slowly goes up and down. Sweat drops are rolling down on her body's curves, from her nipples to her torso. Red and blue marks are beginning to appear all over her skin.

Well, we have a winner. The crowd starts to leave the gym and I can count my money.

And not forget the kickback for Jerry... I owe it to him.

The End

[MikeJV]

Now that was clever, I love that idea! And it was a good fight to, thanks!

MikeJV